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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Jamtoon88

    Jamtoon88 Well-Known Member

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    I’ve deleted it now we are writing while the other then apologises :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  2. Jamtoon88

    Jamtoon88 Well-Known Member

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  3. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I respect a man that tells me to **** off tbh <laugh>

    You've just gone up a notch on my approach with caution scale
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I remember the first night in hospital and was bursting for a slash, by the time I'd eased myself out of bed, shuffled the 10 yards to the toilet I'd p!ssed myself...<laugh>

    By the time I'd sorted myself out and shuffled back to bed I needed another p!ss...<laugh>

    I've got history for p!ssing myself, had a new hip put in a couple of years ago and had a throat like Gandhi's flip flop after the operation. I must have drunk 3 jugs of water when the nurse put me into bed and after about 30 minutes I p!ssed myself. I didn't have a clue because I still couldn't feel anything from the waist down after the anaesthetic...<laugh>
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    You do know that there is a cure for not pissing yourself don't you ??








    stop ****ing reading the **** on the Makems606 <laugh>
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>....can't anymore Hung, the bastards have banned me for telling a few home truths.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This is definitely on. Jimi told me 3-1. So there is either a 3 to 1 chance of it happening which is favourable, or he simply meant it’s the 31st May it goes through. Either way we are going to win the league.
     
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  8. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    Lol don’t make me laugh it ****ing hurts to laugh. Lol

    But the thirst wtf is that all about. I’m literally drinking cup after cup.

    Anyhoo back on topic.

    It’s on!
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

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    I don't think it's on sorry
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    It’s nailed on.
    Trust me.
    Very soon.
     
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  11. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    So no lose situation for you. If it IS on. You win. Takeover and billions.

    If it is not on. You win as your prediction comes true.

    Ideal!:afro:
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    **** off ya ****.
    Do I get more kudos for telling you to **** off and calling you a ****? :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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  13. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    Looks like you guys have sorted it and that’s good.

    Does this mean I’m allowed to swear at you now?

    BTW @Jamtoon88 sorry for your loss.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I hate spinach.
     
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  15. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    Random. But so do I.

    Also hate fish cakes. Can’t stand the texture!
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    I had fish cakes and spinach for dinner tonight whilst watching Dwight Gayle's greatest goals.
    The interesting thing was that Dorts was doing the commentary.
     
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  17. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    So masters transcript begins well they have ser.... they’re in the premier league and they will be pleased about that.

    So he back tracked from saying the words “survived relegation”????

    As if that was the plan!

    And “they will be pleased about that” insinuating that maybe others are not pleased????

    And I’m not talking about the bottom 3!
     
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  18. magpie290761

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    Had my second one yesterday
     
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  19. magpie290761

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    Wait till the bruising comes out mate, my bits were all purple lol. Painful. Hope it all goes well for you.
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    Top man, hope it went ok ie no after effects. Had my second one a couple of weeks ago, no problems at all. When the missus had her first one she had all sorts of issues, fever, aching joints, headaches and shaking uncontrollably and that's just when I got me knob out...<laugh>

    Seriously she had a torrid time for a day or two.
     
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