The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

If your lady friend is coming round perhaps a practical demonstration of safe sex would be more appropriate...and infinitely more embarrassing

 

Made me think of this, haha.

[video=youtube;mTMlZSKEu-Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTMlZSKEu-Y&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3Dmonty%2Bpython%2Bsex%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1[/video]

 

24 hours from now RIP KPR.

 

Is this the drive by you were discussing yesterday.

Also, the sig mate, what they done ( KPR apart ) to piss you off ?

 

My sig. Well KPR is obvious, Traore has always been my favourite idiot on here, superjack thinks Capellos is the best england manager ever and Jordan, hes just a whiny nosed bitch crying over stuff in GC.

Drive by, what drive by? You got the car?

 

You all venture on to GC much? I did a bit when i first joined but quickly realised its a pile of ****e..

 

Anne Summers party.........................?

 

I hadnt been on for ages til the other day. Its the gayest place on the site to an extent. theres a small group of posters having a love in that makes the discussions in this thread seem a bit butch at times.

Oh and loads of anti english stuff. I like to help out with some anti ****ing moron stuff.

 

How the **** did I not make your signature? I'm rather upset Jonathon

 

Haha calm down YeOldeBlueGas.

Seriously though some of them follow me around the site. Not sure what Terrifs problem is though, think it goes back to the early days when you Liverpool fans thought every manc was gonna come and wum like **** lol.

 

I looked once but it's camper than a row of tents.

I much prefer this manly thread

 

Just had a quick look on GC and this is the latest thread - Dont look if you're at work..

[NSFW]http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/93813-General-Chat-has-gone-downhill[/NSFW]

 

They mean its gone down hill because no body has posted a thread about rangers being ****s.

 

I get the impression 90% of the GC posters are Scottish... Is that right?

 

KE check your PM, left special gift for you

 

Yes its a common illness in there

 

You shat in his inbox again?

 

I was at work! Luckily I'm using my own laptop so can look, good to see the GC back to keeping it real.

 

Cheers Bluff - although I've already told you - stop sending me pictures of your cock. ( Serious though thanks for that )

Sky- stop being greedy you can't make everyones sig

 

Your next UIR.....