The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Jizz in the vents? Or did you crack the screen at the moment of release?

 

Manc ****s

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At least they didn't force them to take their tops off. Now only a real bunch of ****s would do that...

 

Malaysians,but thats on another thread.

 

I can expect a nice greeting and some dipper that kept my seat warm for me in the kop end? Don't be a hypocrite!
MUST have been tongue in cheek!

 

I've had to go into the Stretford End a couple of times down the years and on both occasions kept me grid shut and sat on me hands,and i've been in the Kop when theres been Mancs in nearby seats and theres been banter.

It just depends on those around you,not all of either set of supporters live up to stereotypical manc/scouse hate/fight thing.

 

As no doubt you are all wondering what I have had for lunch.....


I have had a low fat microwave curry from co op... chicken jalfrezi... was actually quite good.

 

I'm on fish and chips as we type

 

I was going to opt for chips an curry sauce from the chippy, but felt in my slightly fragile state it would make me want to sleep..

 

You have let me down with that choice sweats. I expected more from you !

 

**** me, what're the odds? I just had a low fat chicken tikka from Sainsbury's! Great minds, eh sweats?

 

I fancy a madras tonight as it happens.

 

Indeed...

Was going to go for masala too..

Eric I know I do feel slightly ashamed that I didn't take the more manly option of a greasy spoon cafe.. But I don't reckon I'd have made it through the day..

On a different note.. I fear I may be turning slightly gay... I have just bought a vanilla scented reed diffuser for my lounge ... It's to stop my house stinking of my dog.. <hangs head in shame>

Also my 17 yr old nephew who lives with me has pulled his first girlfriend.. She is coming round tonight an staying have checked out her pics on Facebook an she is tidy.. So I have just popped home put some condoms on his bed a cucumber an a bottle of baby oil.. She is coming straight here from college with him... Wish I had camera set up to see how embarrassed he is when she sees it..

 

Not as embarrassed as you'll be when you get home and she's ramming a condom covered cucumber up his arse whilst he moans in ecstasy...

 

Personally I think he should set the camera up

 

haha that would be massively weird...

 

That's all well and good, but for maximum cringe factor, do the safe sex lecture aswell.

 

Why don't you get your slapper round too and have some group filth

 

RHC... It would be most appreciated if you did not refer to her as that... an she is coming round as we are at a party tonight... we do intend on embarrassing him in front of her...

The safe sex lecture will definitely get said...

 

I've got images of Jim's dad in American pie flashing through my mind. Brilliant.