Bird or Kids?

It would have to be the kids - you could bury them under the patio and keep claiming the child benefit.

 

I'd have to lean towards the non-catholic british one who really was the brains behind 9/11, 7/7 and my ever expanding waistline.

 

I'd have to say kids as my bird is a Mag so that definately puts her in second place.

 

boris johnson ???

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That's the one

 

I voted for my bird.

Mainly because I've never met the kids I most likely have dotted about the UK. The pain of not knowing who their father is has probably turned them all into complete cunts.

 

He could have kids with his daughter in a few years.......... just saying

 

****in hell

 

Technically aye but not if neither know about it.

Just saying.

 

Hardly.

Besides, apart from the people on this thread, who's ever going to know? Kill your wife, Jip, it's the future. Good luck, man.

 

shush now fraud ... we've all seen the thread exposing you

 

Sit her down to read through two or three of the religion threads posted on here over the last 3 days and she'll kill herself thus rendering you completely innocent.

 

i know youre not asking me but im going to tell you anyway .... get a shovel and spray the head with wd40 (stops the guts and dna clinging to it) then one swift swing of the shovel to the cranium and down she goes. When she is down use the shovel to cut her head off. I've said too much pm for the rest of the details

 

Aye, get your daughter to kill her - she'll be less likely to spill the beans about your bedtime arrangements when the social workers come to counsel her through her grief if you've taken the time to make her an accomplice in murder.

No, put your wallet away, I give you this advice for free.

 

Jesus. Or do what Hash said. The man's on fire.

 

You're in for a shock pal.

 

Misses or kids choice is too difficult so I think we all need to ask Gods opinion