Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Sheffield United

Thought that was going to be 2-1. Awful defending. Everyone went to sleep.

 

If you can not tell by the naked eye then it should be onside.

Pre VAR no one would have moaned about that being a goal.

 

Bale knuckleballing that free-kick. Not amazing, but at least he got it round the wall.

 

Don’t often hear that about us...

 

3-0 Bale

 

Didn't think we should have resigned him but really pleased for him

 

He’s done it! Hattrick! Second Aurier assist too.

 

3-0. Bale hat-trick. Clearly inspired by me slagging him off at 0-0.

 

3-0 up with twenty minutes to go

Give it another ten minutes and bring on Doherty?

 

Really is ****ing criminal he was sparingly used by Jose and just as criminal being dropped for the final too. World class player.

 

The golf celebration too

 

That's excellent work from Aurier. Looks a lot better when he's not actually defending much!

 

20 minutes left, why not say Deli's gone missing?

 

Winks on for Lo Celso, who can go and get that hole in his head looked at.

 

It's his brother. Look at the haircut.

 

Arranging the entire team on our goalline and blaming them for not scoring would be too intricate...

 

Didn’t think we should (re)sign a world class player?

Crazy, crazy guy.

 

I just know that Mourinho's somewhere, explaining to anyone who'll listen, how this is all his doing...

 

He sent Aurier on his way to set up the third goal

 

Bergwijn on for Bale. Sensible.