What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Fuk u.

 

?. no idea wtf you on about... but it's friday.

 

U hammered?

 

Nah mate, been a soberish 2 weeks, been on earlies... just having a few.

 

Rude.

 

Typical dinner fred on Friday n Saturday nights

cant wait for Schlems Bantz tomorrow evening

 

Daughter made me a pancake for breakfast, with a little help. Off out into peaks on bike so good fuel.

 

Was gonna e breakfast but I couldn't.

 

tramp.

 

But nice. What you having tonight?

 

not sure yet mate...Been to the company shop @Libby in Washington.. (right opposite where i work)..I fancy some junk.

 

Four egg omelette this morning, but with some crumbled up sausage meat squeezed out of skins pre cooked and mixed in. Then cheese in middle and folded.

 

The best hot sauce I've ever had.

 

where you get it from?

 

Just had a densely packed crusty bacon roll with bbq sauce.

Fukin worked a treat in my hangover like instant ****

I get thier saracha ketchup quite often.

Bangin

 

Amazon

 

Sainsbury's but you can order it from their website.

 

Amazon.

 

Just had a pack of cheesy Wotsits.

The afternoon went a bit to **** tbf.

My eldest 15th today (his beach drinking went without incident) and we were round the outlaws just finishing off a lamb dinner when two of the dogs kicked the **** off under the table.

My middle un got caught up in it, big deep gash in his thing and three hours at A&E getting cleaned up and treated.

Why the **** they/we allow all the ****ing dogs in the room while we eat is beyond me.

Lesson learned today, they get to **** and wait in the garden.

 

Did I read that right? He's got a gash where his thing used to be?