A Scouse loving friend of mine has offered me tickets to the game on Sat.The downside is that i have to sit in the home stand.So when we DO score and WIN how should one behave. (I once took a Chelsea loving mate of mine to see UTD/Chelsea where we lost 3-1.He was very restrained.Unfortunately I don't have that self control.)
stick a united shirt on underneath something else and try and make your way to the away end. You shouldn't be able to, but every so often you can get through
Get a custom made shirt with "19" on it and whip it out when we score. I'm sure the scousers will see the funny side
You paying for his medical bills? Just wear a red shirt, if they know you're a Man Utd fan, they'll make you put on a liverpool jersey, like that kid in indonesia.
I could do it for most games and did last year at West Brom but never at this game. Thinking about it WTF is your Liverpool supporting mate doing even offering you the ticket? Have you done his missis lately? If you have think again about going.
Haha..nah he's a good mate.I'm torn on what I want the score to be.My heart saying UTD win but for safety's sake I'll be happy for the draw.Thing is I hate your team with a passion so i don't know if I'll be able to control myself.I might pass myself of as a "foreign neutral" with a passion for the "beautiful game". I've never been inside Anfield so I'm looking forward to it!
This could be a major test of your friendship, If United cruise to an easy win, don't be surprised to hear your mate shout "HEY FELLAS, THIS PRICKS A MANC"
You can always frame your friend as a Man Utd fan, while the attentions on him you escape and leave him stranded with a bunch of deranged scousers.
This is a good call as my Gary Neville book's just been delivered.So I might plant it on his dashboard.
When I read the title of this article I was hoping for some Countdown style anagrams! This is very disappointing indeed. Can anyone solve the anagram below? TDNUWCNOO