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Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That’s going to be sore with no lube.
     
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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I think you can read the recycled version in the Evening Standard.

    The long and the short of it is that various Councils that the Telegraph contacted are still recruiting Covid Marshals on contracts that start on 1st July 2021 and end on 31 January 2022 with the possibility of a one year extension, despite us supposedly all being freed on 21st June 2021.

    Hertfordshire County Council is offering a £3m contract but the money does not come from council tax but central government grants. So ostensibly what is going on here is local government is milking central government for free money while Socialist Sunak is getting it off the Magic Money Tree.

    I would have suggested that it was only Tory Councils with their snouts in the trough (Hertfordshire and Northumberland are Tory) but Sunderland is Labour so it looks like a case of who is smart enough to grab it. They will soon be back to moaning that they do not get enough money from central government.

    The reason that deaths have dropped below pre-pandemic average death levels is because all those old people that died in 2020 cannot die again. This is not You Only Live Twice.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Not all are dead EA is still with us and he is 86 :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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  4. Erik

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    I've only spoken to one 'covid marshal' since they were introduced, and that was just him laughing at how ridiculous the whole situation was, declaring that he thought the virus itself was non-existent and that he couldn't believe he was earning £12 an hour to walk around and do nothing.
     
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    One came into my office a few weeks ago, luckily Petr, Rudi and Stanislav were out buying dried fish so I was in by myself.

    The guy asked "Is this Lochrie Sheds (Carntyne) Ltd 5088?"
    I said "yes"
    "Do you work here yourself"
    I lied and said "yes"
    He replied, "this won't take long then" and then he ****ed off.

    Shudder to think what he'd have done if the Slavs were in.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    7th of June pubs reopen but no news on whether you need a vaccine passport to get in.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You need a negative Covid-19 test swabbed anally to stand outside a pub wearing a face mask.

    Can't wait to be free again on 7th June, I don't like sitting down anyway it's overrated
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

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    Still going to miss 2 bank holidays before then<grr>
     
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    You found the same data for every other medication out there?
     
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    I haven't looked at the data for injuries or death due to slippery showers either.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    So it's basically a pointless number with nothing to base it on or judge it against?

    Maybe people who have had the jab are less likely to get blood clots, who knows if you don't produce the data.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You will probably be dead in 3 years if you took part in the ongoing clinical trial.

    Congratulations <laugh>
     
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