Bum Bomb

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https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/27/gren...turns-out-to-be-bomb-shaped-sex-toy-14482060/

The bomb squad was called to reports that a hand grenade had been found in a German forest but discovered a very different kind of device. The potential explosive turned out to be a rubber sex toy which had inexplicably been abandoned in the woods.

ooooffft!!!

 

Would you sniff it?

 

Trev's a blast, ain't he?

 

Seeing as it comes with a tube of lube I might well try it.

 

Seems a bit small for me, I would need a bigger one.

@monacoger can you order me a bigger one, Gas will pay you Friday

 

Where is Gas these days?

 

Rehab I'm informed.

 

That could be at least a few years then

 

Hopefully, yes.

 

I like Gas

 

who is he?

 

@gas

 

Resident swinger, used to post pics of sex parties he attended on the "first thread to one million replies" which has died of death on the NSFW forum.

 

One of life's good ****s. Shame the syphilis finished him off.

 

^^^ *****

 

Some of my best work there. Sadly I shan't be able to contribute any further smut due to strict constraints on looking at filth at work.

 

^^^^ Old *****

Probably worked at Celtic

 

^^^ *****

 

^^^^ smelly *****poof