Off Topic The Burly Arms

I suppose it depends on how hungry you are, if they had some nice food in I'd be tempted. If it was a nice house and I knew they were away I might even stay the night.

 

**** off luv you'd drain all the spirits from the cupboard and leave a big puddle of piss on the front room floor.

 

Hairdryers a good one lol might go do that **** now while she's out, she probs go ape **** if she comes in and I'm on the kitchen floor blow drying the freezer

 

I'd sip the spirits quietly and leave them an out of 10 rating when I left in the morning. I'm no savage.

 

Leave them a note with some websites for some decent craft beer and some links to your Nick Cave Spotify playlists.

 

Zactly.

 

I'd be the best burgular you every had.

I'd probably clean up a bit aswell.

 

Clean up, taste their alcohol, make sure people have their salt in the fridge. All the essentials.

 

I reckon they'd have me back.

 

They'd all get at least a 7.5

 

Don't go dissing the luvscale fella it's important.

 

@Libby

 

Why is there one carton on the bottom shelf and what is it?

 

Spag bol

Warming it up for lunch

 

With a hairdryer?

 

fux it look like

 

Looks ****ing mank btw bro. Good idea to clean.

 

Put a bowl of boiling water in there and close the door.

 

Nah you winding me up

 

He's not.