I suppose it depends on how hungry you are, if they had some nice food in I'd be tempted. If it was a nice house and I knew they were away I might even stay the night.
**** off luv you'd drain all the spirits from the cupboard and leave a big puddle of piss on the front room floor.
Hairdryers a good one lol might go do that **** now while she's out, she probs go ape **** if she comes in and I'm on the kitchen floor blow drying the freezer
I'd sip the spirits quietly and leave them an out of 10 rating when I left in the morning. I'm no savage.
Leave them a note with some websites for some decent craft beer and some links to your Nick Cave Spotify playlists.