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Scottish Election 2021

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 22, 2021.

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Who gets your vote

  1. SNP

  2. Labour

  3. Cons

  4. Lud Dems

  5. Alba

  6. UKIP (or equivalent spastics)

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'll nosh on your eyeballs when I carve them out yer head with a spork ya concha!
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 24, 2021
  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The Sensible party have candidates?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 24, 2021
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No idea, but do you remember when payday was always on a Thursday? No idea why that was either.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 24, 2021
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    When was that, the 1950s?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 24, 2021
  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, the good old days when you got handed a small brown envelope with actual real paper money and genuine coins inside, sigh!!
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Apr 24, 2021
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I get paid in Bitcoin these days
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 24, 2021
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What the actual **** is this Bitcoin all about? I've never looked into it.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Apr 24, 2021
  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    free money. Get involved

    I drive a lambo now after 2 weeks trading
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 24, 2021
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    His cousin Mongey McFattock is standing in Brokenwind, Aberdeenshire <ok>

    (That's a real place too ffs)
     
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    Toby, Apr 24, 2021
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Sturgeon forgot to wish the Nigels a happy St. George’s day

    she NEVER forgets the Irish or Welsh.
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 24, 2021
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    That probably qualifies as a Scotch hate crime .

    I'll ask Humza Yousaf on Twitter
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 24, 2021
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    she even puts a wee shamrock emoji for the Irish one.

    Aldo votes for her rancid party every election.
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 24, 2021
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Aldo doesn't vote he said
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 24, 2021
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  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    He hasn't mastered the "X" yet, poor old twat.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Apr 24, 2021
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    70s. Long before I was born, obvs.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 24, 2021
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    did I also mention he talks out his erchie?
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 24, 2021
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She's honestly the most Childish Politician going. Remember changing the name of the Nightingale hospitals to some Scottish nurse? Even Sinn Fein wouldn't even have been as pathetic as that.
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 24, 2021
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  18. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    She has a huge bag of chips on her shoulder. I don't know anyone that has a good word to say about her. My sister used to live in her constituency in Glasgow and she was utterly useless. But the manskirt wearing, shortbread munching xenophobic whingeing Scots can't see it.

    It would be laughable if it were not so pathetically embarrassing.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Apr 24, 2021
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Running on the rhetoric of hatred towards the English and giving away free stuff seems to work in Scotland.
    Labour are trying the same method South of the border with varying results.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 24, 2021
  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Not really varying results, they got hammered in the last GE
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 24, 2021
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