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Joe Le Taxi

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Well, not really. Le Weekend actually.

    What are everyone's plans for this weekend?

    Monday, we shall finally see a few establishments opening up and if I feel up to it I may visit my local which is just 200 yards down the road. It has a beer garden, I quite fancy a couple of pints and a natter with pals that I haven't seen for 6 months or so.

    Hopefully the weather keeps up, it's been glorious sunshine in Aberdoom for almost the last couple of weeks. Although I'm sure the Doom Goblin has her forced fed parent's thoughts on that. Her and that mumbling, incoherent hypocrite Dennis Atticborough. Couple of absolute fuds.

    God bless us all.
     
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  2. Toby

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    'Pals' <rofl>
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Happy St. George’s Day to all the English ****s on here <cheers>
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, didn’t realise it was today till I visited Google. I shall celebrate this evening by quaffing some fine English ales.
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Seeing as how I’m 1/4 English I’ll taking part in some plastic chair throwing
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I know "pals" is an alien concept to an unhygienic woke champagne socialist gammon like yourself but the rest of us do have friends and like to socialise.
     
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    WFH today and what a glorious day here in ze Garden of Nigel.

    18 degrees and blue skies forecast.

    Lonely Peroni at 12 bells.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if The Bridge will have a couple of tables out on the pavement on Monday?
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    That there Vanessa Paradis needed a good ride. The gap in her teeth looked like it could be used as a sperm strainer iirc.

    She was 14 during the Joe Le Taxi phase and I don't mind admitting she'd have got the message. Seeing as we would have been similar ages back then I don't think this counts as peedy, certainly not as bad as Mini-Pops. Which I never watched, of course.

    Feckin' dog hasn't been able to go for walks because her foot is knackered but she's decided to expend her energy by digging up the garden. Either I start to patch in the holes or plant flags in them and charge people to play golf. I shall also be digging post holes for the new washing line, Grove Junior (junior) decided it would be fun to swing off the existing washing line and it now sags. Chances of getting the dog to dig her holes where I need to put the poles is slim.
     
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  10. YerMaw

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    You asking me on a date, big boy?

    :emoticon-0129-call:
     
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    Just the one leg for you then pal.
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Personally I prefer a rotary line as I can put it away when not in use thus most of the time the garden is not spoiled by the presence of a washing line. I urge you to reconsider what you are doing.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And go on Curry Nights with them...
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I don’t know if there are any French cafes near you, might be easier to just set fire to a BMW.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Weather is Glasgow is glorious today. Will be heading down to the back court after work for a bbq with 40 roma men

    Petr & Rudi bringing a whole hog
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, go on, you know it makes sense.
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    <cheers>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I was meant to be going with my younger son to a birthday party of somebody in his class, but they have just postponed it until next Saturday because of the rain tomorrow. The sad news is, my younger son won't make the party next Saturday because he is getting his adenoids removed next Friday. So the boy whose birthday it is can **** right off if he thinks he is getting a present.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    William Shakespeare was born on this day in 1564 and also died on this day in 1616.
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    So ****.
     
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