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Paul's Prediction this week.............Large fine and hopefully the Jail

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  1. Jock McMagpie

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  2. overseasTOON

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    I'm astounded that he didn't predict it.
     
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  3. boxheed

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    argh ****, does this mean he cant predict a spuds win this weekend now ...................
     
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  4. simonbh7

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    He gashed his head????



    I hope that he didn't damage his brain cell.
     
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  5. Amnesiac

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    Christ, he had one?! <yikes>
     
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  6. overseasTOON

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    It's on suicide watch due to loneliness and depression.
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    Apparently when he was asked if he was ok by a motorist who'd stopped to help he said " I'm fine thanks but Newcastle are still lucky "
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Oct 13, 2011
  8. Amnesiac

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    We still have Thommo, that scottish prick and Le Tiss to tell us we're going to lose though <ok>
     
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    Amnesiac, Oct 13, 2011
  9. The Secret Ingredient

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    lawro did apparently
     
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    I hope that he still has his rapier-like wit.


    Rapier...............as in sword, not Bramble!!
     
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    simonbh7, Oct 13, 2011
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    Judge..." Mr. Bramble you stand in front of me today charged with rape, how do you plead "

    Titus..." I think that should be grape your honour "

    Judge...." And why is that?"

    Titus... " There was a bunch of them "
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Pipe4Life

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    Bah!hahahahahaha!!!
     
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  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. UlversToon

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    "I banged my head on the windscreen and the car is a write-off. I'm very lucky to have survived but not as lucky as Newcastle United have been this season."
     
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    Suck my arsehole Merse you're ****ed.
     
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  18. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    <laugh> how on earth did i miss this! I hope he's on Soccer Saturday bandaged up.
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Oct 14, 2011
  19. Darth Gogledd

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    how can you do that without slashing your stomach open on the steering wheel???
     
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    You are forgetting he has a MASSIVE head.
     
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