British Politics

[Gambol]

Given a fair wind.

I see what you did there.

Worst joke on a pun ever

 

[monacoger]

I see what you did there.

Worst joke on a pun ever

To make it even worse you could call him Farted19, as in wind etc hahahaha pmsl


I like Mon

 

[Gambol]

To make it even worse you could call him Farted19, as in wind etc hahahaha pmsl


I like Mon

I like Mon, too

 

[monacoger]

I like Mon, too

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Get a ****ing room, ****ters.

 

[Gambol]

Get a ****ing room, ****ters.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

I don't do threesomes I'm afraid.

Ya ****ing big jessie.

 

[GroveRanger]

I don't do threesomes I'm afraid.

Ya ****ing big jessie.

I know what you mean, you don't know if you are coming or going.

 

[petersaxton]

Fishmongers' Hall: Prison chaplain 'conned' by 'remorseful' terrorist
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56844502

Mug conned shock

 

[QuarterMoonII]

Gender-neutral Dame Kelly Stormer: “The sleazy Tories allowed their crony pal Dyson to dodge taxes to get people in the country”.

BoJo: “We clarified the tax status of Dyson employees visiting to try and get ventilators for the NHS in an emergency”.

Shadow Business Secretary Lucy Powell: “Labour would have done the same thing in an emergency situation”.


So a crazed Leftie admits that the sleazy Tories were acting in the national interest in trying to procure ventilators.

The sleazy Tory points out the bleeding obvious but wants to know who leaked his texts.

And an even crazier Leftie got up on one knee for the Brainless Leftie Movement because he’s a sleazy hypocrite who needs to curry favour with his union cronies.

So the Tories are sleazy and Labour are sleazy. Did we learn anything that we did not already know? No high moral ground to be seen. When does the Parliament Super League start?

 

[Gambol]

I don't do threesomes I'm afraid.

Ya ****ing big jessie.

^^^^ Complains all the time about never getting invited anywhere

 

[Easter Road 1980]

^^^^ Complains all the time about never getting invited anywhere

I draw the line at being invited to watch you and sqaure heid ****ing each other off.

 

[petersaxton]

REVEALED: Boris Johnson's 'legislative bomb' to crush the European Super League included forcing games onto free-to-air TV - slashing the broadcast revenues the greedy Big Six were eyeing up
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/s...eague-included-forcing-games-free-air-TV.html

 

[petersaxton]

Politics thread is full of sensible people now I dont see the morons
I bet the morons are still too scared to post their selfies

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[Ciaran]

More free stuff for Hamish

https://www.scotsman.com/news/trans...ransform-their-lives-poverty-alliance-3210259

 

[Toby]

Politics thread is full of sensible people now I dont see the morons
I bet the morons are still too scared to post their selfies

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^^^^looks like a *****ey Father Christmas

 

[petersaxton]

Ma'Khia Bryant's military vet neighbor says his security camera footage proves Columbus cop had NO CHOICE but to shoot her: Second neighbor says knife-wielding 16-year-old 'was in full attack mode and the other girl's life was at stake'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ra-footage-shows-cop-no-choice-shoot-her.html

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Bonus points to you for the unnecessary contraction apostrophe on "****in"

I hate Monny.

Could you please explain, G, why the contraction apostrophe is unnecessary?

Thanks in advance.

 

[Gambol]

I draw the line at being invited to watch you and sqaure heid ****ing each other off.

Mutual masturbation is a wonderful thing. It crosses all genders and types. It is the sex act of our times.

 

[Gambol]

Politics thread is full of sensible people now I dont see the morons
I bet the morons are still too scared to post their selfies

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Handsome fella. Your hoose looks like ****. Or, maybe I meant that the other way round?