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if you could suck your own cock..........

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed, Oct 13, 2011.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I wouldn't know.

    But I do know women are excellent at doing it.

    You filthy pervert.

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 13, 2011
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    - jordan - Active Member

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    handjobs are the worst. until in the end i'd just lose patience and exclaim in a jokingly manner not to hurt feelings "**** sake give it here i'll get it going you finish it off"
     
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    are you insinuating i have a big cock?
     
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    - jordan -, Oct 13, 2011
  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <wah> <wah> <wah>

    I meant all girls except you of course
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 13, 2011
  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    So true, they just don't have a ****ing clue what they're doing (except Jen)
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 13, 2011

  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    too late!
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    This is like the beginning of a cyber gang rape, do we get tickets like the Tesco deli counter or just wade in?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 13, 2011
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    Are you offering tickets or just bending over and splaying your cheeks?
     
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    - SW6 -, Oct 13, 2011
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    - jordan - Active Member

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    she's got forearms like geoff capes <laugh>
     
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    - jordan -, Oct 13, 2011
  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    You'll be the next one in the bad books!!

    I'm already not getting a blowjob
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 13, 2011
  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    no handjob for jordan <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
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    i'm going auto anyway.
     
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    - jordan -, Oct 13, 2011
  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    <foreveralone>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  15. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    So can I still get a handjob rather than a blowjob?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 13, 2011
  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    your cock isnae gettin any attention from me
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I'll just wait until you're sleeping
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 13, 2011
  18. SolidSpur

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    Some Somalian hooker asked if I wanted one for a fiver when in Spain a few weeks ago.

    I turned it down and tried to do it myself that night.



    I wish I just drew out that fiver, really.
     
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    SolidSpur, Oct 13, 2011
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