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Bumfluff

 

I know. I have to get up early every morning to shave my legs. Bloody nightmare.

 

be a real woman and wax.

 

Thanks, Jen, but I find that the thin layer of residue left by the wax rubs uncomfortably against my tights, unfortunately. Back to the drawing board.....

 

I used to watch my ex missus do that in utter horror while she was waxing away tearing strips off without even blinking.

 

yeah, well its gotta be done! no point ****ing around.

 

surely you have wipes for that? most packs come with those

<waxingpro>

 

I use a Clipper lighter

 

Have we just discovered another female on the site for gambol to stalk?

 

Naw psycho's a bloke. Although he does have a user name better suited to a female.

 

shut it, you.

 

Plus his avatar has no entry points in its face

 

Entry points? Plural? You sick bastard.

 

<earsex>

 

i studied a case at uni of sexual assault where a guy tried to rape a woman through the eye.

 

Well thats a shame, I was excited for you

 

I was momentarily excited for me, too. I'm starting to think I'll never find love on this site, you know.

(You're looking particularly lovely today, Username, if you don't mind my saying so.)

 

Thank you very much

I'll bring you lube and you just bring your sexy body

 

oi holty have you tried the GOMAD yet?

 

I'm a hairy bastard.