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if you could suck your own cock..........

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed, Oct 13, 2011.

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I have no fingers and find this. Comment offensive. <grr>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Oct 13, 2011
  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I find the butt plug gets in the way.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 13, 2011
  3. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    PM AH for oral
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Oct 13, 2011
  4. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I knew it was a bad idea to read this thread before breakfast - that's my appetite ruined.
     
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    alwaysright, Oct 13, 2011
  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    AND according to maskofsanity, I am a member of the pompous branch of puritans ( he didn't actually say puritans but I'm going to take any more of his compliments before it is given )
     
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    alwaysright, Oct 13, 2011
  6. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    thank god for you dougie. you make so much sense.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011

  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    if i had a cock, i would suck it if i was able to <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can borrow mine. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Oct 13, 2011
  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    kinda defeats the object though doesnt it. i wouldnt be getting any pleasure out of it. or would i... :bandit:


    youve got hornette for that now though <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh, don't get jealous. There's enough Gambol for everyone. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Oct 13, 2011
  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im not jealous. i'll just wait for you to have a fling with hornette then come crawling back. i am decidedly younger and fresher, ie i havent had any kids <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh miaow, this cat has claws <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 13, 2011
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    there's nout like feeling your own head throbbing in your mouth

    **** did i say that out loud?
     
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    - jordan -, Oct 13, 2011
  14. - SW6 -

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    <laugh>
     
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    - SW6 -, Oct 13, 2011
  15. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    of course :p
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    pure dirt jord
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Better off doing it yourself anyway, most girls are rubbish at it
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 13, 2011
  18. Nazara

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    You don't have to stretch far, just look up and open ya mouth
     
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    Nazara, Oct 13, 2011
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    Can you lend them to Kim, he has none and wants to finger his arsehole<ok>
     
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    - SW6 -, Oct 13, 2011
  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    remind me never to suck your cock you unappreciative bastard.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 13, 2011
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