I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than read anything from Hansen Are you ok Jeff ? ( you don't mind me calling you Jeff do you ? )
More inane ramblings of a clueless bellwhiff. A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free you are Holt and I claim my 50p and a pack of chewits. Your grasp of the Queen's finest is somewhat puny. Like I said Mrs Spacey, take a lie down. You need it.
Good, can't deal with another Facebook scandal. Can't wait for this game, our boards have gone a bit strange over the last 2 weeks. I usually like strange but not this weird strange. I'll stop now.
Damit. Muffcock "proved my lies wrong again"...how does he do that? Amaze. Agreed. Weird strange is unnecessary luvgonzo. I keep tryina bring it back to football. Ain't taking. The mancs seem more impressed by my banter. But then football's not really their thing is it?
I predict most of you will be watching this on sky as you glory hunters rarely get to matches. Back to the match I predict a Man Utd win cause I hope they will as I have bet a few plastic Liverpool fans!
Speaking of football, what's the latest on Aggerdoo and Glenda? Are either of them likely to feature?
You've hurt my feeling now, who do you think you are coming on here and being all abusive and acting all tough. We have feelings you know and you come along and trample all over them. I read your post and had to go off to the toilet for a little cry but now I'm just angry. And if you think you can just say sorry then you are really wrong. I need a hug!