you have hobbit feet, and why does your left knee look like a scene from a horror film? blow it up we know you like that kind off stuff, orc knee.... (are you scottish)
Been to butchers this morning. Sausage, bacon, black pudding, two eggs, 3hash browns, plum toms and two sooons of beans. couple of slices of brown toast on the side. smashed it down and forgot to take a pre pic Two cups of Yorkshire tea to help it settle.
I would be upset if I were: a. Some home interior expert b. responsible for picking them Still, breakfast was brilliant and I am still full