Gareth Southgate is mister bland. No offence as he is a very nice man. But he will not rock the boat.
Official paint supplier? Very la-de-da. What's wrong with a couple of gallons of trade emulsion from the local discount store? Not gentrified enough for Spurs. Maybe they're planning to paint over the cracks in an effort to get Harry Kane to stay Guess Tottenham won't need an official Trophy supplier for a while.
If the fans are bored with The Special One's negative football they can always watch paint dry. Being a bit pedantic, I always use Dulux, it's thicker, goes on easier and doesn't drip.
I tried for a short while to think of a witty quip or fascinating snippet of trivia related to Birmingham & Coventry. But nothing came to mind. That's also the midlands for you!
Some of my Cousins live in Birmingham, I have to say it is the worst accent I have ever heard. No matter how interesting or lively you are it makes you sound boring.
I liked him, but it seemed odd that for someone so original with his material he ended up doing a mother-in-law routine after they had died a death.