Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Everton

There’s the Kane goal.

capitulation incoming!

 

Get in, kane 1-0

 

1-0. Kane. Our first meaningful attack and we lead. Came from virtually nowhere.

 

You’re all welcome by the way

 

Goddamn it, when will we learn to keep missing the goal until the 67th minute?

 

Kane only the 4th player to manage 20 Premier League goals in a season five times on the trot.
A lot of players that will have managed a couple will have buggered off, of course, but that's still really impressive.

 

Why do so many Spurs players keep passing the ball backwards towards their own goal,
then loose possession.. if they're not doing that it's the silly non-effective backwards one -twos.
it's all getting a bit ridiculous for me.

Lucky to be one up.

 

Penalty to Everton. Reguilon on Rodriguez. Looks guilty.
Edit: Not sure about contact, actually. Looks very, very soft and he's down before any touch.
Stands and it's 1-1. Sigurdsson.

 

Penalty to Everton.

I would say “you can’t write this”, but we literally have.
It’s so predictable.

 

That’s sloppy all round. Sissoko wandering over to cover Siggurdsson is not good enough, then Regulion just gets caught jumping in as the Everton player goes to strike the ball. Unfortunate but also brash, gets too close to James at the wrong time.

 

Soft Penalty. Marriner on VAR, no chance of over rule

 

That's never a penalty. Total dive. What's the point in VAR?

 

Richarlison dives now and Oliverpool gives it. Can Mourinho at least set fire to his car or something and get him off our games?

 

Not a penalty. Where was VAR

 

Terrible football match, pretty sure the VAR decided that if the players can't be bothered why should I.

 

Looked like he kicked the ground to me, but there were no complaints so just more **** defending.

 

I need to see it again but it looked like James caught Regulion who was coming from behind as he went to strike the ball. It’s a very very soft pen but they get given these days.

 

Spurs throw away a lead?
Well I never

 

They spent about 2 seconds on it. They're all utter ****.
Bring in all the technology in the world, but the people using it are useless, so it won't work.

 

It’s too early for existentialist questions.
Or is too late?