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Morning All / most embarrasing football moments

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Oct 13, 2011.

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  1. THE FOXES 1884

    THE FOXES 1884 Well-Known Member

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    When I was 17 I joined WREAK VALLY FC. It was my debut game, I came on as a sub, up front in the middle. Playing with much older people & most of my family watching I wanted to make a good start to my time with WVFC so I was trying as hard as I could. Then came my big chance, I was free all alone in the middle the ball came in from the right, perfect weighted pass that beat the last DEF & the GK & as I took a swing at it all I managed to do was to swing at thin air 3 foot from an open goal with the ball going straight throw my legs & out for a throw in in the corner. My older brother never let me forget it.
    I guess you should of been there but..:emoticon-0120-doh:

    :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    THE FOXES 1884, Oct 13, 2011
  2. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    OMG, was the wing mirror ok after?
     
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    ellandback, Oct 13, 2011
  3. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    The mighty Wherwell FC. It was the whack on the head that made me think I could watch the replay later <ok>
     
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  4. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>
     
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    ellandback, Oct 13, 2011
  5. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Bucks, so who were you playing for that featured on MoTD?
     
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    BoggersMOT, Oct 13, 2011
  6. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    It was the whack on the head that made me think I could watch the replay later
     
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    ellandback, Oct 13, 2011
  7. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    So would I Elland. No, never as such played competitively again. Took a year before I could walk properly again, & have spent the last 25 yrs cross country running instead.
     
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  8. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Hope you claimed compensation...
     
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  9. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Not possible Elland. It was an accident & I didn't lose anything as such. The Office still sent me abroard to work some while later, & I wouldn't ever be able to prove that I missed out on a career in footy, despite having recently joined a local non league team.

    On reflection, I'm glad I never made it. All those late night parties, having to fend off the attentions of WAGS, doing time in rehab. after yet another late night drinking & gambling session. Life outside of footy ain't too bad afterall!!!
     
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    BoggersMOT, Oct 13, 2011
  10. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Get a big stick to fend off all the WAGS
     
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  11. Cunning

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    Perhaps... <biggrin>
     
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  12. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    I don't ever embarrass myself :) I'm perfectly well behaved at all times :)

    ****ing how's it going?
     
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    The-Don, Oct 13, 2011
  13. Pags

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    I've been called much worse <laugh> <laugh>

    I'd have carried on though but Bucks closed the thread <laugh>
     
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  14. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    And it's a good Job I wasn't involved in that convo :) cos I'm a mean bastard lol
     
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  15. Granada Tiger

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    Don Robinson bless him. I cringed when he said on the telly that we would be the first team to play on the moon. I know we sometimes play 'out of this world' footy but ffs.
     
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  16. Malvin P Lawnmowerparts

    Malvin P Lawnmowerparts Member

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    Maybe he was predicting you'd be the first team to kick a football onto the moon? ;)
     
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    Malvin P Lawnmowerparts, Oct 13, 2011
  17. sww

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    alright boys!!...and my BFF Pags!!

    I dont have embarassing moments!!...i beahve like a lady at all times and in all situations....ahem
     
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  18. Pags

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    SWW <laugh> course you do chick <laugh>

    Cunning, no worries...but I'm a right twat and piss me off and I will go for the jugular :D
     
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  19. Malvin P Lawnmowerparts

    Malvin P Lawnmowerparts Member

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    How do SWW <smooch>

    Just another flying visit from me due to work IT police limiting access.
     
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    Malvin P Lawnmowerparts, Oct 13, 2011
  20. sww

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    Malv you sexy beast x x x x x many kisses to you sir!!!
     
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