Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Sucky]

Ponky doesn't understand natural order mate ... indeed 'Ponks doesn't understand' is a frequent occurrence... it's why he moved to Cornwall to dance with squirrels and darn dungarees and such ...

He also likes to keep fit in his spare time

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[Tel (they/them)]

Whataboutery mate

You're shook.

He’s defo shook. I could vault his running waffle from earlier in the season and butcher him but this is Spurs’ night to celebrate EL Qualification via the playoff rounds so let’s let them enjoy it.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

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[PINKIE]

He’s defo shook. I could vault his running waffle from earlier in the season and butcher him but this is Spurs’ night to celebrate EL Qualification via the playoff rounds so let’s let them enjoy it.

I think your first suggestion was better tbh.

 

[BobbyD]

I said premiership, but didn;t you argue that's it's Kane, or Perreira?

I know being chinese gives me an advantage but on form, perreira with his 4 goal contributions per game is higher than Jessie boys 2 per game form wise.

Anyway when you're done jizzing over Uniteds player

the SPUDS

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[Tobes]

No? Surely not.

Yes mate. I’ve just checked, it’s one goal in 18, and that was against the red ****e

 

[Sucky]

He’s defo shook. I could vault his running waffle from earlier in the season and butcher him but this is Spurs’ night to celebrate EL Qualification via the playoff rounds so let’s let them enjoy it.

Will Not one spud will stand up and fight back?

Just gonna have this ****?

****ers

 

[PINKIE]

Will Not one spud will stand up and fight back?

Just gonna have this ****?

****ers

Weak AF

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Leicester are now 5th favourites for top 4.

City already qualified tbf so 4th favourites of the chasing pack.

 

[BobbyD]

Mourinho, once a blue, always a blue thanks agent Jose

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[PINKIE]

Anyway lads, the warm up game is done. Now it's the real deal

bottom vs 11th

Showtime

 

[Tobes]

He’s defo shook. I could vault his running waffle from earlier in the season and butcher him but this is Spurs’ night to celebrate EL Qualification via the playoff rounds so let’s let them enjoy it.

No bro.

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[FosseFilberto]

You smashed Fosse?

Tried to save you the humiliation Tel but you forced it ...

2020/21

Mason Greenleaf - Prem appearances 26 - goals 3

Kelechi Iheanacho - Prem appearances 19 - goals 10 ...

Harsh I know ... but no escaping facts

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Yes mate. I’ve just checked, it’s one goal in 18, and that was against the red ****e

But the world class service?

 

[Sucky]

Weak AF

Proper pussy ****.

If it was us, me and Tel would've left this place a right mess for a few pages at least.

Im embarrassed for all my spud bredrins.

 

[Libby]

Yes mate. I’ve just checked, it’s one goal in 18, and that was against the red ****e

He always scores against us so will be glad it's us next.

 

[Treble]

Will Not one spud will stand up and fight back?

Just gonna have this ****?

****ers

May need to visit the spuds nest. If only to read the conspiracy theories

 

[Sucky]

No bro.

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Oh yes

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[Tobes]

But the world class service?

Even with that, and being surrounded by stellar yoof serving them up on a plate.

He’s ****ed.

 

[Treble]

Hes a lying ****.

Barbers ain't open til 2moro.

Mans in his bedroom crying into his faded league cup winning duvet

Probly mate but he'll still have the Wahl out. Gone full zero all over.