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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I'm not saying you did ADM - I'm just saying it's in the S**
     
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  3. Sweats

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    miserable bastard
     
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  4. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

    antidistinctlyminty (ADM) Active Member

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    bet that cheered his missus right up
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Ahh, you're just jealous. You can keep your hammerhead, with my looks I don't need freakish apendages.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Your looks = freakish appendage. Don't forget, you live in Wales.
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I know, shame they send us the piss over here.

    Seriously though, if you see this stuff try it;

    http://www.thefinewinecompany.co.uk/Coopers_Sparkling_Ale.html



    We used to call it loopers in Aus, gets you there no worries.
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You should see my kids Red, pure bred they are. Not from the same gene pool you see, a good mix of Saxon and Celt, they're handsome as ****.
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    they've just had that in one of my locals - when we had the mini heatwave ...... perfect!
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'd say you should see my daughters, but the queue's too long and I wouldn't expose them to a manc knowingly.
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm first in line <ok>
     
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  12. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    He's going to be paying for a lot more than than as soon as the injunction is lifted. Imogen Thomas is going to get far more than the price of a boob job. £10 million is the estimate that she's likely to recieve when she takes him to court. Thats just the civil proceedings. Just wait until he's charged with perjury, thats a maximum 7 years inside.
     
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  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only if you go through The Hammerhead first, or more accurately, The Hammerhead goes through you <yikes>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's funny Swarbs. Please keep me updated on virtual footie developments. I'm almost as excited about that as I am about the real thing! When's it happening, and DON'T CHEAT!
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Tunns' daughter (was forced to) choose Reading Uni over Swansea.

    Why do you reckon that is?
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So let me get this right -

    I would have to let the father **** me before I can **** the daughter <yikes>
     
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  18. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Or you could multitask. It would be like a really weird spit roast...
     
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  19. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

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    poor ryan must have been beside himself - or maybe he was beside some other bird
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. That is incorrect. You'd have to let the father f..k you twice to f..k BOTH daughters, but then I'd cheat and wouldn't let you :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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