1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

Page 438 of 2080
  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,840
    #8741
    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 13, 2011
  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2011
    Messages:
    8,788
    Likes Received:
    205
    I'm not saying you did ADM - I'm just saying it's in the S**
     
    #8742
    KingEric07., Oct 13, 2011
  3. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 20, 2011
    Messages:
    20,968
    Likes Received:
    8,596
    miserable bastard
     
    #8743
    Sweats, Oct 13, 2011
  4. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

    antidistinctlyminty (ADM) Active Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2011
    Messages:
    1,156
    Likes Received:
    7
    bet that cheered his missus right up
     
    #8744
    antidistinctlyminty (ADM), Oct 13, 2011
  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,738
    Likes Received:
    27,731

    Ahh, you're just jealous. You can keep your hammerhead, with my looks I don't need freakish apendages.
     
    #8745
    Chief, Oct 13, 2011
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,840
    Your looks = freakish appendage. Don't forget, you live in Wales.
     
    #8746
    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 13, 2011
  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,738
    Likes Received:
    27,731

    I know, shame they send us the piss over here.

    Seriously though, if you see this stuff try it;

    http://www.thefinewinecompany.co.uk/Coopers_Sparkling_Ale.html



    We used to call it loopers in Aus, gets you there no worries.
     
    #8747
    Chief, Oct 13, 2011
  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,738
    Likes Received:
    27,731
    You should see my kids Red, pure bred they are. Not from the same gene pool you see, a good mix of Saxon and Celt, they're handsome as ****.
     
    #8748
    Chief, Oct 13, 2011
  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

    Joined:
    May 24, 2011
    Messages:
    3,652
    Likes Received:
    174
    they've just had that in one of my locals - when we had the mini heatwave ...... perfect!
     
    #8749
    tunns®, Oct 13, 2011
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,840
    I'd say you should see my daughters, but the queue's too long and I wouldn't expose them to a manc knowingly.
     
    #8750
    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 13, 2011

  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,918
    I'm first in line <ok>
     
    #8751
    Skylarker, Oct 13, 2011
  12. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2011
    Messages:
    1,510
    Likes Received:
    0
    He's going to be paying for a lot more than than as soon as the injunction is lifted. Imogen Thomas is going to get far more than the price of a boob job. £10 million is the estimate that she's likely to recieve when she takes him to court. Thats just the civil proceedings. Just wait until he's charged with perjury, thats a maximum 7 years inside.
     
    #8752
    Elpistoleros magic feet, Oct 13, 2011
  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2011
    Messages:
    15,533
    Likes Received:
    1,371
    please log in to view this image
     
    #8753
    Swarbs, Oct 13, 2011
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,840
    Only if you go through The Hammerhead first, or more accurately, The Hammerhead goes through you <yikes>
     
    #8754
    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 13, 2011
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,840
    That's funny Swarbs. Please keep me updated on virtual footie developments. I'm almost as excited about that as I am about the real thing! When's it happening, and DON'T CHEAT!
     
    #8755
    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 13, 2011
  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,738
    Likes Received:
    27,731


    Tunns' daughter (was forced to) choose Reading Uni over Swansea.

    Why do you reckon that is?
     
    #8756
    Chief, Oct 13, 2011
  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,918
    So let me get this right -

    I would have to let the father **** me before I can **** the daughter <yikes>
     
    #8757
    Skylarker, Oct 13, 2011
  18. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2011
    Messages:
    15,533
    Likes Received:
    1,371
    Or you could multitask. It would be like a really weird spit roast...
     
    #8758
    Swarbs, Oct 13, 2011
  19. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

    antidistinctlyminty (ADM) Active Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2011
    Messages:
    1,156
    Likes Received:
    7
    poor ryan must have been beside himself - or maybe he was beside some other bird
     
    #8759
    antidistinctlyminty (ADM), Oct 13, 2011
  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,840
    No. That is incorrect. You'd have to let the father f..k you twice to f..k BOTH daughters, but then I'd cheat and wouldn't let you :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
    #8760
    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 13, 2011
Page 438 of 2080

Share This Page