Phil the Greek

Dead

 

Cortina for sale

 

How do your lot stay off the drink long enough to learn to drive?

 

Lovely tribute to the man

Only a couple of months away from getting a telegram from his missus too.

 

Called a spade a spade

 

Every BBC radio station is broadcasting the same tribute concurrently.

 

We use our free time productively and don't trawl through mucky fields looking for tin cans.

 

There has to be a joke regarding 99 his age ice cream flakes and death .

Mr Stiffy

 

He wanted to come back as a virus

Greek variant incoming

 

Wid

 

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Wall to wall Royalty all over the papers and telly for weeks to come.

Will make a change from Covid I suppose. Will we get a day off?

 

no but if if Lizzy lives another year we’ll get one for her platinum

 

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Nope. Looks like he was entitled to a right royal send off but refused as he didn't want any fuss. Miserable auld fecker, least he could have done was to go out in style and let us all have a day off watching anything other than is funeral.

 

You plate her if you want to. I wonder if Phil ever did?

 

Being Greek maybe it was all Hershey Highway for Liz

 

It's been a couple of hours, plenty of time for the usual suspects to chirp up on Facebook, Twitter etc to say Phil was a racist and should burn in hell. Clock is ticking on the first of these cancellationist twats to break cover. 50p to a charity of your choice for the first one to post their nonsense on here.

 

PP died at 99 on the 99th day of the year.

Totally coincidental.

@AsymptomaticSuperSpreader to explain.