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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Rarely see eye to eye ... but in giving you a Pool economics reality check there was really no grounds to differ <cheers>
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Wait....so MiL had commandeered one TV and FiL had taken the other one, with one of these being in your man room?

    Mate, ffs, sort that **** out.
     
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    The father in law also has a keyboard that he plays bad tunes on all ****ing day.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

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    Wire the remotes to the mains mate ...
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Keep explaining fosse.

    The more you say it the more believable it is<laugh>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The belief (dawning reality) has obviously hit you hard mate ... now dry ya eyes, dust yourself down and concentrate on stopping your top lip from quivering <laugh>

    PS concentrate whilst quoting ... sure give away of severe rattling, that <cheers>
     
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  7. Sucky

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    I'm not even giving luv **** here, but reading how imasculated he is pisses me off as a red blooded man's man of alpha proportions.

    If you want me to come round and put my man foot down on a few faces mate I'd be more than happy to get your balls and penis back for you too.

    A lack of slapping bitches has lead to this situation and slapping bitches is the only way out of it.
     
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    <laugh>

    Please tell me he also sings along badly in Welsh.....<rofl>
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Just a another playmobile post saying rattled crying yada yada absolutely nothing new.

    So how bout we bith stop boring the life out of the burley arms and Stfu eh:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    ****ing Hell <laugh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    Everybody on not606 vigilantly checking their fridges for salt, knowing that left unchecked it will end up with your in laws stealing your house and torturing you with their **** music
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    Mate .. you sought refuge on here and tried to convince Ponky that you had been rinsing me on a thread I wasn't on. Classic clusterfuck followed by angry 'quotefail' angst ... you just need to take the shame and move on bruv. I'll leave it there. <smooch>
     
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    Thankfully no, he is going through a Beatles phase right now though, doing my nut in.
     
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    There are now half eaten bags of crisps in my fridge from the mother in law.
     
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    Bit overzealous... just hope the old dear was oblivious by the time you got round to the salting...
     
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    Oh mate <laugh>

    I’ve just run this past the Mrs (starting with the salt) she says you need to sort this **** out <rofl>
     
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    You need to write a sitcom bro

    The Welsh Royale family happening right here in your house <laugh>
     
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    The crisps <laugh>
     
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    But then there will be crying and arguing and I can't be bothered. I've started putting a bottle of red in the living room, the father in law then seems to wander in there like some wine bloodhound and I'll then take over in my room before he gets back. Other than that I'm doing a lot of walking.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    At least the wife loves you...that’s all that matters
     
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