Rangers v Celtic

Pringle sweaters (all stolen of course) all over the shop Or not, as the case may be.

 

Boxing's oan.

Herring wins this.

 

They don't call it that at all. Second city of the empire matey!

No Aberdeen is the Second largest man made hole in Europe. Only Chernobyl beats it.

 

I don't mind Eberdeen.

It's what it is - they ****ing hate us, I ****ing hate them.

As a city - pretty ****, but an honest '****'

 

Fire+Vodka+Ocean colour scene= quality of life.

 

Wrong, Glasgow is referred to as the 3rd City of the Empire.

I love Glasgow but it is an absolute ****ole that smells of death, decay and faeces.

 

Glasgow is a ****hole. Glaswegians are ****s.

Aberdeen though!

 

Easy money

 

Oh stop it you.

Just come out with it and ask me out on a date darling, you know you want to

 

If my hair wasn't in need of washing then I'd.be there doll!

 

That old chestnut - "I'm washing my hair". I've lost count of the amount of women that have used that one on me. I mean, why lie, just tell me I'm an ugly **** and you're not interested, I'll be fine with that!!

 

Oh OK then... fùck off ya stinky midget.

 

I'm much better at taking criticism than I am being complimented to be honest. I think it's a very British thing.

I'm my own fiercest critic. Self deprecation is my only redeeming quality essentially.

 

I’m the best narcissist in the world.

 

It was, like other cities, referred to as the 2nd city of the Empire. It was probably the first city to be called it. You complete bellend.

 

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Liverpool and Birmingham were called it too.

Meaningless in that case.

 

I know, hence I said "like other cities". Dublin was also called it.

 

And Calcutta lol

 

Harsh for a Sunday morning.