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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jul 28, 2018.

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  1. brb

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    He's fooking got a stumpy leg that's why he wears them, probably an eye patch and a parrot for his shoulder too the miserable old kunt.
     
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    Enjoy the rest of your evening lads. :bandit:
     
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    Ha, OK then.

    But yeah, boat shoes are funny as ****.

    What you wear you silly old prick, slippers?

    **** off.
     
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    Off to fill your pipe are you? Get some Ovaltine on the go mate.

    Enjoy.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You got brb down as a crack or old holborn type of bloke ?
     
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  7. brb

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    Ovaltine, pipe and slippers, wtf!? Only Zak Dingle would think up one of those items, let alone all three yer fooking tramp.
     
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    But, but , but, he wears shoes and that.

    Guise, guise, he wears shoes!!

    Lolz.
     
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    This was unexpected.
     
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    brb probs only wears slippers mate.

    even pops down the spar to get a pint of milk in em
     
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    Capstan.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> only in WALES

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Probs buys them in a tin

    with some snuff

    in his slippers
     
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    Go sailing in those mate.
     
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    @luvgonzo
     
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    Well no, not really.

    I would think a good percentage of the male population of Britain owns a pair of boat shoes.

    You're making yourself look (very) stupid, go to bed.
     
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    Ffs sailing, they are the fooking boat! <laugh>
     
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    That’s what I mean.

    Go sailing in em
     
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    You got one leg shorter than the other, do you just wear one shoe to get rid of the hobble?
     
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