Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Oh mate. (shakes head)

 

Apart from my beloved Chelsea being smacked about by a fat kebab, now I'm sat in the ER with a very sick girlfriend.

Brilliant Easter this.

 

We're playing well but struggling to create the real clear cut chances.

 

Hope she's okay mate.

 

What did you give her?

Bum aids I bet

Edit: of course and what luv said

 

Bro, I genuinely couldn’t give less ****s. Even on my worst days you can’t move me but today... you might as well pack up and bounce cos you’re pissing in a storm tryna shift me with ya weak patter after the day I’ve had.

All the best tho yeah

 

Sounds stressful mate im just here to cheer you up and tell you no one gives a **** what contract you done today is all.

I hope ya walked out like this bruv

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You got very hostile after I bodied you with your own measure of success. Now you’re gunning for a clear alpha, standard Rybo Chezz.

Enjoy your evening brother.

 

Sorry to hear about your Mrs mate, hope she’s OK.

 

Wha you talkin about bro

Im good mate just enjoying my evening as you suggest.

Ill come back when ya off ya reds

 

Unsure at the minute, stabbing pains in her stomach at first and we just thought it must be girl issues, I'm clueless like.

Gotten a lot worse, throwing up, sweating buckets but feeling cold to touch. Just bombed in the car to the ER, better safe than sorry isnt it.

 

Might be her appendix mate.

 

What's occurring mate?

 

Have you tired leaving?


Jks bro hope she all good, Nuffin worse than that chucking up ****.

 

I think Welshie is really really ugly.

Thats what I'm getting

 

While this is true, its never caused crippling illness before.

I thought I was getting better with age.

 

Just seen Alisson and his new 70’s porn star tache look.

FFS

 

Welshie hope she's ok mate.

 

Thanks lads

Sure she'll be sound

 

Gooners will gape themselves