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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Oh lol.

    Rat biltong then :)
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    ****ing things, can’t stand them.

    We had a massive problem with mice and rats this year, had to call in the pest control bods. They found the nests and but blocks down etc. All is now quiet.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Off to mow the front law. (no, it's not a euph........)

    Bose in the ears so I don't have to small talk the neighbours.
     
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    Always feel guilty when I'm not doing anything.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just rearrange some of the fridge salt bro, then you can feel better about yourself.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Been made to feel guilty for years and now you feel it yourself

    Job done I’d say
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Cuppa tea then off out for a run.
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    Not the 5k type either <laugh>:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  8. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    I found £20 in Sainsbury’s today. Didn’t know whether to hand it in or not, so thought being as it’s Easter what would Jesus have done...I turned it into wine!
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Yeh mate course ya was gonna hand it in<laugh>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Beer o'clock

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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Mice and Pigeons at it now, the ****ers.

    Smorgasbord for the local vermin.

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  13. PINKIE

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  14. Sucky

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    That's one fukin big mouse.
     
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  15. Tobes

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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Get a bird of prey.

    Falcons eat squirrels and **** Yeh?
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    We’ve got 2 and they’re ****ing useless at keeping vermin at bay.
     
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    <laugh>

    Are they female?

    My other half use to have one years back at an old property we owned, always use to chase and kill the mice. The only downside, sometimes they like to bring them home as a gift....normally bit in half, with just the skull left to crush. It was a male cat so don't know if that makes a difference. If it smelt a mouse it would go absolutely nuts until it caught it.
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Yes mate.

    In fairness one of them is ****ing ancient now, but is the size of a bull terrier lol, back in her younger days she used to catch mice, crunch their skulls (it’s for their teeth apparently) and leave the beheaded carcass at the back door. The younger one is part Persian and can’t be arsed with mice, she likes bringing in birds and then letting them loose to fly round the house ffs.

    We had a Norwegian forest cross as well, until a couple of years back, and he was ****ing huge (we had to have a dog flap) and he’d catch all sorts but just bring them in alive. We’d regularly come home to a full size rabbit sat in the conservatory, with him just sat next to it. <laugh>
     
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