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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Or knocking on the door at 5am

    ‘scuse me son, sorry to bother ya like, but we’ve run out of bog roll’
     
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    Could just make an anonymous popo call saying some pikeys have moved on his "neighbours" drive
     
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    would be worth it just for the ****s n giggles that
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @luvgonzo you know it makes sense.

    We want pics too bro<laugh>
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Rong Fred cba now <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Need to be a bigger dolphin to knock Ponky of his board mate ... he's had a decade of pasties <whistle>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not doing that picture thing of my thumb holding a bottle, but there’s a large Sam Adams about to get demolished. Don’t talk to me bout ya grapefruit IPA, @luvgonzo this is King.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Obviously has a deformed thumb^^^
     
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    Or no thumbs.

    Reckon Tel has to cradle his bottle like he's wearing a pair of mitts
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bro I put a picture of myself on Chief’s thread the other day doing some Lat Pulls.

    I got fumbs.
     
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    You sure you weren't doin pull ups with your tongue ?
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nah but I was doing dips with ya mum.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The stuff from the US is lovely you're probably drinking something from Surrey.
     
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    She said you were ****.

    More thrills leaning up against the spin dryer.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    Faversham actually. Eat a phat Dicc
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not sure how that’s my problem bro. I got mine.
     
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    <laugh>

    Selfish ****
     
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    Me and the mrs said hello to James may on our walk today, well I did, she was just like "why are you saying hello to him who's that"

    Lot taller than he looks on telly, right fukin scruff tho, said an awkward hello back so fair enough.
     
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