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Eggstra long weekend thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Apr 1, 2021.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like something one might see on Pornhub,group of Milfs having a go off the cook,delivery guy,gardener etc or so I'm told.
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Friday - playing illegal football then having a blended, extended-covid bubble, super-spreader even up at Lochrie's lair with some chums of mine.
    Saturday - playing football rough as a badger's tadger, then having some family round seeing as the weather's decent.
    Sunday - playing football then **** knows.
    Monday - might come into work or might not - Rangers playing at night.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Rangers play on the Sunday night is it not?
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    April Fool!!

    Can’t believe you fell for it <rofl>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The April Fool's on here are not the calibre they used to be. HigginsGate will never be topped.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    No, I'm not. You are thick and a ****ing ****.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    No cross words on this thread please.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    The last thing I need from porn is more of what I already get at home but I know the sort of stuff you mean. CFNM - clothed female naked male where the burds humiliate the bloke and tug him off but don't get their kit off. Not really my cup of tea but each to their own.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Postman lost his bag.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hot cross buns ok?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You being cryptic?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hundreds of them <laugh> hahahaha OMG I can't believe you fell for it, you silly sausage.

    April Fool, the postman never lost his bag ffs
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    Having a glass of Pinot Grigio, am I a ****? @Gambol to confirm
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not at all, sir. I don't often drink white but when I do it's a Pinot Grigio <ok>

    Unless I'm a **** too. :bandit:
     
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  16. Toby

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    ^^^^ typing sitting next to each other on the sofa whilst cuddling
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He's onto us, Mick!
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    She doesn't want any :rolleyes:
     
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    Working Friday and Monday. We don't get these days off unless we book them and having just used up last year's holiday entitlement by taking every Friday and Monday off in March, think I'll wait till the summer before taking more time off.
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I'm drinking Budweiser
    Very interesting, tell us more pls
     
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