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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

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    Ordered a Subway from NatWest one time, that was jokes
     
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  2. Archers Road

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    Yeah, that was actually you mate. Some ropey bird filmed you doing it and uploaded it to youtube <ok>
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What filling?
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I got Florida man shoots famous baseball player
     
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    Florida. A Florida man was arrested after urging others to fight and stare at their genitals outside Chick-Fil-A restaurant.

    <laugh>
     
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    Welsh Mother in Law tries to order KFC at the drive through bin.
     
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    Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse

    <yikes>
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Florida Man Who Threw Toilet Through Window in East St. Louis Found With Second Crapper
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I was wondering if this works for any Major city so I done mine for London and got..

    Well after looking it's not worth it.

    Let's just say were all stabby ****s <laugh>
     
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    My guess is it will work for any state where they have a media that deals in extravagant headlines. It's then doing a search on the month of your birthdate, hence the newspaper articles that were published in that month. I would have noted all the months of birth, but that then means I've got send birthday greetings, fook that. <whistle>
     
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    Florida Man arrested on drug charge claims syringes found in his rectum aren’t his
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Lol. 'I've no idea how they got there, honest'
     
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    Someone must have sneaked them up there when I wasn’t looking Officer.
     
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    Musta sat on them and not noticed officer.
     
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    RIP claude from AFTV <rose>
     
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    discussed it on Matchday thread in early afternoon

    RIP
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Bloke suffered with poor mental health. And the lockdown weren't good to him.

    Wondering if he took his own life ?
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    seems like it :

    MailOnline Sport @MailSport
    Claude passed away a day after posting a tweet saying 'I will disappear soon to see my mother then you can all be happy'
     
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    Yeah, that kinda says it all really

    Poor ****er <rose>
     
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    Back in the juice today. Some decent swell running too <ok>

    Bit smaller tomorrow, probs the last few days before the crowds start rocking up so I'm gonna make the most of some empty waves before the - all the gear and no idea crew turn up.

    surf.jpg
     
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