Off Topic The Burly Arms

Ordered a Subway from NatWest one time, that was jokes

 

Yeah, that was actually you mate. Some ropey bird filmed you doing it and uploaded it to youtube

 

What filling?

 

I got Florida man shoots famous baseball player

 

Florida. A Florida man was arrested after urging others to fight and stare at their genitals outside Chick-Fil-A restaurant.

 

Welsh Mother in Law tries to order KFC at the drive through bin.

 

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse

 

Florida Man Who Threw Toilet Through Window in East St. Louis Found With Second Crapper

 

I was wondering if this works for any Major city so I done mine for London and got..

Well after looking it's not worth it.

Let's just say were all stabby ****s

 

My guess is it will work for any state where they have a media that deals in extravagant headlines. It's then doing a search on the month of your birthdate, hence the newspaper articles that were published in that month. I would have noted all the months of birth, but that then means I've got send birthday greetings, fook that.

 

Florida Man arrested on drug charge claims syringes found in his rectum aren’t his

 

Lol. 'I've no idea how they got there, honest'

 

Someone must have sneaked them up there when I wasn’t looking Officer.

 

Musta sat on them and not noticed officer.

 

RIP claude from AFTV

 

discussed it on Matchday thread in early afternoon

RIP

 

Bloke suffered with poor mental health. And the lockdown weren't good to him.

Wondering if he took his own life ?

 

seems like it :

MailOnline Sport @MailSport
Claude passed away a day after posting a tweet saying 'I will disappear soon to see my mother then you can all be happy'

 

Yeah, that kinda says it all really

Poor ****er

 

Back in the juice today. Some decent swell running too

Bit smaller tomorrow, probs the last few days before the crowds start rocking up so I'm gonna make the most of some empty waves before the - all the gear and no idea crew turn up.