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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Im hoping the 1st thing he does is chase them.

    Summin wrong with the kid if he don't like.
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

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    don't need kids for that just get a little fooker
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Pocket fluff and anything they find on the floor bro.

    Just send him out foraging, he’ll be fine <ok>
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Ill grab some stuff off the floor on the way back
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    ****ing beautiful down here today. Really making me want a cigarette bizarrely.
     
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    Sun's out down here now. Just been for a ride. ****ing lovely out. <ok>
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    Divide and conquer...the Indians suffered from it at the hands of the British Empire then thought they would try dabbling in it themselves. Gave up Northern India to the Muslims then went about trying to weaken it as a nation by aiding the sub dividing.

    Indians are dickheads
     
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  8. Solid Air 2

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    tbf divide & conquer worked well as when we left they were all to busy fighting each other to bother with us see Cyprus , India ,Ireland :bandit:
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    So you all tried this ‘Florida man’ game?

    type into google ‘florida man’ followed by your month and day of birth and you’ll find some bizarre headline involving a bloke from florida

    supposed to be real headlines
     
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    <laugh>

    Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages
     
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    and ....

    Timothy Kepke And Friend Arrested After Catching Alligator, Forcing It To Drink Beer
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I've got one about a hallucinating bloke attacking a mattress.
     
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    haha I got

    Florida man claiming people were ‘eating his brains’ leads police on insane golf course chase
     
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    I got this <laugh>
    Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.or...bang-during-hurricane-florence?media=AMP+HTML
     
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  15. Sucky

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    I love this one <laugh>

    Says a lot about me<whistle>
     
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    Brilliant lil bit of fun, Internet wins again<party>
     
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    Funny **** that.

    I checked them out, real stories too. I’m try a few more. Reckon Liverpool man might throw up a few beauties too.
     
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    FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL
     
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    Haven't we all ?
     
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