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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Saf, Mar 10, 2021.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    No you good luck with that.
     
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  2. brb

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    So the prosecution have rebuffed the defence claims there was angry crowd growing, with evidence of footage the woman/witness across the road took. As the defence appeared to want to suggest the crowd distracted the officers attention. This defence is shhite.
     
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  3. brb

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    The defence is still trying to take the witness down the road of angry crowd. I'm not sure if she understands what he's trying to do!
     
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  4. Sucky

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    This guy banging on for ten mins after each question about his wrastling lol

    Stfu bru
     
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  5. brb

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    That's the prosecution mate. I think I know where he's going with this. In the sense he will know all wrestling and martial art holds. Ie choke holds.
     
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  6. brb

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    He'll be a good reliable witness if he saw what happened.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    If I ever get called up I'm turning up on day one and straight away saying that I know the defendant.

    Be out of there in minutes.
     
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  8. brb

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    I can't remember how many get called in, about 20 maybe, I forget, then your names get called out, it's at that point you have to say if there's any reason you can't do the case.

    I was surprised they said this one only goes on for 4 weeks. Unless I misheard.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Except you’d just be moved back to the waiting room and put on a different case.
     
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  10. brb

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    That's true.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    @Libby

    Have a refink mate <laugh>

    My excuse is watertight init westy. :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  12. Libby

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    "Sorry I know that mush too. Bought a bag of- actually, what's he up for?"
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Does criminal record exclude?
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Just do a **** on the floor and claim madness.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That's on the list.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Certain things Yeh im sure lol
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    You don’t have a national insurance number so I reckon you’re fine.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Course I do silly.
    I Got loads.

    I meant a Dr's note saying I may spontaneously puke all over the courtroom at any time.?
     
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  19. brb

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    Good witness for the prosecution this guy. Clear in answering the questions as well.
     
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    Watching the MMA kid describing the ‘shimmy’ manoeuvre to get a tighter choke

    It’s an interesting watch
     
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