Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Jus saying the ocean has them and they bite you sometimes

 

Nope.

See the one in both pics with jet black shoulders?

That's me.

1.5mm neoprene vest.

The rest of us are in trunks for **** sake.

 

Yeah, unlikely in South Wales though.

Seen a Mako down here though on the boat over to the Scillies.

 

Jelly fish. You got them Yeh?

They sting

 

Yeah we got em

Loads of Portuguese men o war washed up last summer.

Bad aids

 

There ya go mate.

Bath much safer

 

Short lengths though.

 

Why it always gotta be work with you bruv, can't I just lie there ffs

 

Yeah bro, as long as you don't get in the way of the swimmers.

 

Yeah, you probably would.

This is like the Mediterranean compared to the North Sea.

 

Fuk you ****s, ill lie across it like Japanese shipping container.

 

Selfish ****

 

Go under init, just know i fart in the bath loads

 

Spent the night in Kew Gardens on some rainbow CNDs

 

i like sharks.

 

That’s how I used to get my kicks in London. Football on a Saturday and then dropping acid and going to a nice park or gardens.

Also used to trip out and go to the theatre. I saw Susan Hill’s Woman in black at the Savoy, which has got really steep stands. I was so high (literally and metaphorically) I thought I was in that play lol.

Also saw Miss Saigon on LSD. Visually that is an incredible production, amazing whilst tripping

 

I like sharks too.

Hoping we’re gonna get some more basking sharks down here again this summer. Apparently the plankton blooms are further south this year so there’s a good chance they’ll be back.

 

you may get some blue..

sharks are my favourite creatues.

 

We get Blue, fishermen see them quite often.

I’ve seen a Mako from the boat going over to the Scillies too.

 

Because they refuse to eat mackems?