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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    You would judge someone you've never met over the internet? idiot.
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Nah it was AH prank
     
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    Senior Human Resources Manager <ok>
     
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    They put you on gardening leave?
     
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    Just talk to them for as long as possible about your Aunt Mavis' amazing yorkshire puddings until they try to get YOU to **** off. If you have nothing to do all day and one of those guys calls it's a good laugh. Me and my mates kept one lad going for ages thinking he was on the brink of an amazing deal, kept asking him more and more about what he was offering and then saying "Wow, my mate wants to hear about this too.." and passing it on.
     
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    It was a joke you miserable little twat! Lighten up!
     
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    Many years ago my wife had a cold call from a company that builds conservatories. She kept him on the line for ages and even arranged for a saleman to come round. He was really ****ed off when he found out that we lived on the 11th floor of a block of flats!
     
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  8. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    my tip is if you have to say hello then pause then hello again hang up.

    Anyone had the ones where they tell you that you have a virus on your computer
     
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    My friend has business cards stating he's a 'Cognition Improvement Specialist' which sounds far better than a teacher.
     
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    <laugh> Classic!


    I had one ringing up about changing my mobile phone provider, I said I was very happy with my phone. They then asked if there was anyone in my family who had a mobile phone, I said they all used mine. Then they asked if I had any friends with mobile phones. I said I didn't have any friends. Seriously, pushiest one I've had yet!
     
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    http://www.bullshitjob.com/title/
     
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    "Wind and Distance Consultant" on a business card, for a golf caddie!
     
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    Ha can I come work for you?
     
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    this lol
     
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    [video=youtube;LYAhv5JWorM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYAhv5JWorM[/video]
     
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    o2 keep ringing me, the little twats! I've been getting loads of takeaway leaflets lately like.
     
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    Answer straight away I'm very happy with my current provider and hang up. Then you get crossed off their main list. <ok>
     
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    I'll do that when they next ring, put an end to the constant ringing, cheers! <ok>
     
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    Do you live in an area with lots of students? Area could be getting targeted.

    On a similar note, had 3 Virgin Media salesmen knock on the door in one week, and we're already on Virgin Media.
     
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  20. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Should have started complaining and gone for a free upgrade.
     
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