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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good morning.

    So always a well rounded and sensible discussion on here religion.

    So not too start a big argument I'm more interested in have you ever read the Bible cover to cover or the Quran or any other text?

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    Recently purchased, because I like the look of it and thought that I should read it all seeing as it's quite a famous book.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Used to have one but used it for emergency Rizla.

    Never read it.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    It really Sunday.
    Just checked
     
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  4. brb

    brb CR250

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    Religion...this should get interesting <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... read The Lord of The Rings more than once when I was younger :bandit:
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I also have this but haven't got around to reading it, might do that next.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I tried reading some of a bible while in a police cell once but got bored after a few pages so read the code of conduct instead.
     
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    Did the code of conduct have a lasting affect on your life?
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Not really. Apart from teaching me never to keep stolen property at the house in which I reside.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Then at least you learned something. :biggrin:
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Which one is that old or new
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Read the Bhagavad Gita years ago. It’s written in verses, so the whole thing reads as one massive poem. It’s actually really accessible and quite enjoyable to read.

    I think it’s one text of a bigger Hindu book though. I’m not sure what that’s called.

    Have read some of the bible, but it’s a ****ing drag to read. The parables are quite interesting though. But the bible has been re written so many times, I’m not sure how much of it is authentic to the original Hebrew texts.
     
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    I did try reading genesis once but it's well over hyped.

    Tbh I don't get the language. Like reading that **** poetry that doesn't rhyme

    Art thou but ****ing doth thus with.

    Need a new version with slang.

    For example...
    Jesus chatted a load of **** about being the big man's son and peeps wernt avin it.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    That will certainly reverse secularism ...
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just a bonus
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Both.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I read this years ago but never forgot it.
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    Its More spiritual than religious.

    Bit nostradamus about it too, some bold predictions, some of which have come to pass already.
     
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    Age of kali.

    Mean anything to anyone?
     
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    5
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    I recommend the Psalms, some cracking stuff in there <ok>

    Also Ecclesiastes, you’ll recognise lots of it as quotes from it have found their way into popular culture (including songs. “To everything there is a season”, etc - Mamas and the Papas).

    Also Revelations. Revelations is a cracking read. You know Hunter S Thompson turned to it every time he had writer’s block and a deadline to meet, right?

    King James is easily the best translation btw, **** the Good News Bible, dreary American **** that is.
     
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