British Politics

Swans are even more aggressive than the Labrador sized seagulls in Aberdoom!

I tend to steer clear of big birds, non human and human.

 

So it's true then, all these big birds are bleedin' psychos!!

 

Wish I’d known that. There used to be a whiskey distillery that had guard geese in scotch land..

 

The other expression is "wouldn't say boo to a ghost".

 

Are ghosts that sensitive, that they’d run away if you booed them? A supernatural manifestation of the afterlife is unlikely, I’d have thought, to be overly bothered by a few boos.

 

Your party is a shambles and has been for well over a decade.

You think the NHS is the only thing to come out looking good during the scamdemic?

Sort yourself out - on multiple fronts.

 

You obviously haven't seen Casper then.

 

Yorkshire holds its breath as main shipping route of flat caps, whippets and ale is blocked. Ernie Slatherswaite, Master of the vessel told us 'One minute we were fine then a small gust of wind took us.
Yorkshire is set to lose upwards of £3.67 a day until the carnage is cleared, which according to Our Uncle Eric in the pub, could take weeks.

 

Wouldn’t say boo to one of these:
https://news.sky.com/story/dog-walk...-rampage-around-herts-housing-estate-12257577

 

I'm a white supremacist now

Go back yo your edible vegan crayons

 

Saw that on the news last night, and had to check the date. Not April 1st yet, so wtaf? Where'd these ****ing things come from? And can you eat them?

 

Think the local zoos need to do an inventory count.

 

Just drove past Asda to laugh at the scum .

 

Probably can eat them. I have eaten ostrich before and I was particularly surprised that it was a red meat, I had just assumed it would be a white meat.

 

In Korea sea horses are a considered food

 

*Taiwan