1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

is it me or has choc bars shrunk?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. - jordan -

    - jordan - Active Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    1,773
    Likes Received:
    18
    have you ever shagged a black girl?
     
    #21
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,590
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    Yes. Nigerian I think she was.
     
    #22
  3. - jordan -

    - jordan - Active Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    1,773
    Likes Received:
    18
    good to know<ok>
     
    #23
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,590
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    Since you're asking, also shagged an Indian lassie I met in Egypt.

    All I need to do now is nail a Chinese/Japanese lassie and I'll claim that as the full set. <ok>
     
    #24
  5. ToL1D7

    ToL1D7 Member

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2011
    Messages:
    898
    Likes Received:
    2
    Shagged a japanese woman! they really are greeeeeeeeeat! :D
     
    #25
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,590
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    Got her number?
     
    #26

  7. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2011
    Messages:
    24,213
    Likes Received:
    2,854
    i open a thread, looking for chocolate talk...and what do i get? A critique of Japanese women in the bedroom... i do love GC ;)

    Now, as for chocolate, yep, it's definitely smaller, and very disappointing. Even flakes aren't the same anymore...but i do love how they crumble...
     
    #27
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,590
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    You're not Japanese by any chance are you?
     
    #28
  9. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2011
    Messages:
    24,213
    Likes Received:
    2,854
    no, but my sis-in-law is from Thailand, any good?
     
    #29
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    I've never met a man yet who could measure up to a curly-wurly <diva>
     
    #30
  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    Do they sound like Tony the Tiger?
     
    #31
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,590
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    I suppose they're the same race. Think there's any chance she'd do me a favour helping me get the full set?
     
    #32
  13. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2011
    Messages:
    24,213
    Likes Received:
    2,854
    i can ask...i can't imagine for a second she'd say yes, but she might have a friend...
     
    #33
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,590
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    <laugh>
     
    #34
  15. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2011
    Messages:
    24,213
    Likes Received:
    2,854
    ;)
     
    #35
  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    18,043
    Likes Received:
    1,423
    you havent met me correct but you know of me <ok> , hornette, tina , jen and [email protected] can all confirm my statement <ok>

    Really only jim can confirm it :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
    #36
  17. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2011
    Messages:
    9,215
    Likes Received:
    2,961
    Gambol - I think you might change your mind - just picture the scene ; You're with Marianne Faithful and she's holding a Mars bar........... NOW......Tell me you don't like chocolate !
     
    #37
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,590
    Likes Received:
    18,257
    Sorry. I just don't like the stuff.
     
    #38
  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    Weirdo.
     
    #39

Share This Page