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Best way to put on weight quickly

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    No it doesn't.FACT.
     
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  2. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    Best way to put on weight is to sew your arsehole closed.
     
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  3. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Phewwww, boy am I hungover!!!! Decent amount of calories from the beer yesterday though ;)

    Right, what are peoples views on protein shakes? There are some specially designed to help you put on weight. What do y'all reckon?
     
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  4. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    I reckon you might be gay? <ok>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did you remember to get down the sunbed salon to top up your tan?
     
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  6. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    I havent yet actually, could use some advice on that as well though.
     
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  7. Null

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    <ok> an odds on certainty!
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Eat as much food as possible and also eat your own **** as well,loads going in,nothing wasted.
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Bleach your arsehole while you are there:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  11. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    BEST WAY TO TOP UP THE TAN

    Basically, I have been pretty tanned for a while now as I spent the majority of my summer doing voluntary work in California and spent a lot of time tanning on the beach (and checking out the Cali babes lol) so had a wicked, deep tan from that. However its nearly faded now so could do with topping it up as I look awesome with a tan. The girls just cant keep their eyes off me and it accentuates my big eyes (my best feature along with my long eyelashes). People who say men who tan are idiots, they dont know what they are missing, it makes you look better. Why wouldn't you want to maximize your looks?
    Anyway, I digress.
    What I was wondering is do you reckon applying fake tan from the bottle/spray tan or sunbeds are the way to go? The sunbeds look far more 'real' and spreads far better but the spray on/stuff from the bottle is cheaper and obviously involves no health risks? What do you reckon?
     
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    what a flaming ****ing homo
     
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  13. gas

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    Holt you have to be the gayest **** on this forum. Do you have an imaginary friend?
     
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    I'm convinced he's copying this stuff from some raving homo's facebook pages and pretending it's him just to get a reaction.
     
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  15. Null

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    <queerhawk>
     
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  16. leavemyarsealona

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    Protein Shakes are s hit, they don't do anything unless you use them properly, If you want to though use meal replacement bars, then use the energy these give you to go running, go to the gym, etc etc. Don't just eat meal replacement bars/protein shakes then sit on your skinny white arse wondering why nothings happening.
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Voluntary work in CALIFORNIA? Explain further please?
     
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  18. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Looking after your appearance doesnt make you gay. Stop living in the 19th century you straightaphobic dinosaurs.

    The mirror is your friend, not your enemy
     
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  19. gas

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Hi, supernorwich! Hows your day been?

    I went out there to do some sports coaching at a camp. Soccer, tennis etc.
    Didnt get paid but free accomm and food.

    My Dad bought me a new car as a reward for the hard work when I got home too! result!
     
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