Pre Jab - The Last Supper

Sardines on toast and an apple and a banana. What a delightful last meal.

If you were on Death Row what would your last meal be?

 

Chewing gum.

 

Ah, chuddy.

I wonder if one still gets Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum?

 

Cyanide

 

A slice lorner bap and a chipper

why not eh?

 

chukka spearmint for this born again abo

 

One of those all you can eat international buffet things. I'd refuse to go to the chair until I'd had the lot, I'd smell like cuisine from around the world as I got zapped.

 

Good thinking Batman.

You could save one of the chips and cut your way though the bars and escape.

 

Cultural appropriation now

 

Vegetable pakora and a big nan bread. Tip the pakora on the nan, fold it and eat like a big sandwich. Haven't had that for ages.

 

sounds pretty good. Do you put the sauce on I take it? Spiced onions could be a good addition.

 

Roasted cheese

 

I never had sauce on it, it's quite dry so you'll need a drink to get it all down.

 

ffs. Get the sauce poured on it then we’ll talk

noob

 

Which sauce?

 

Tonguing Julie’s arse would do for me as my last act on Gods blue earth.

 

the sauce that comes with the pakora

what kind of country do you live in?

 

Is that where you and a mate both f.uck a wheel of cheddar at the same time?

 

No idea what my last meal would be, but would finish with a cream filled choux pastry with chocolate topping, from Dunn’s, my local bakery.

 

When I lived in Clapham the local kebab shops did bags of vegetable pakora like a bag of chips, you could put sauce on it if you wanted but it didn't come with sauce. I liked it dry and washed down with a drink. Whose last supper choice is this ffs?