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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    You'd think they'd maybe be able to use some of the data from volcanoes or Saharan sand. We can't do it here anyway, as they're clamping down on wood burning due to the particles, even though the biggest source is Europe.
     
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  2. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    What she actually said was you’re the biggest prick she knows already.
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  4. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Sensible idea. All the pension funds have got massive deficits and they cannot afford to pay out because their inconsiderate customers are living too long whilst at the same time things like government bonds are paying virtually no interest.

    The only other option is to get all the stupid young people to pay absolute fortunes into pensions because they can use that to pay old coffin dodgers but not allow young people to retire until they are much, much older. If they had any sense then the young would spend their money enjoying themselves while they are fit and able because a big pension is no use to a drooling old vegetable.
     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    There is a street of 28 houses.

    The man that lives at number 3 is continually belittling the family at number 2 and his own family now questions any help offered from their neighbour.

    The family at number 2 spent some money on stocking up their medicine cabinet and even gave some money and promises of medicines to poorer streets in the area. Nobody else in the street looked out for other streets, just clubbing together to look after themselves as a group.

    The man at number 3 now finds that many of his family are very sick but they are reticent to accept that medicine from next door at number 2, even if the consequences are on the verge of becoming catastrophic.

    So should the family at number 2 offer medicine to their neighbour even if that means having to slow down on the amount of medicine they take themselves?

    The family at number 3 belong to a group with the other 26 households, which falsely believes that the family at number 2 do not want to be their friends because they left the group as it does not behave rationally. The family at number 2 has a well stocked medicine cabinet because they did most of the science and have been willing to share that science without profit to streets in the area that have neither the money nor ability to cope.

    Some of the households in the group continue to try to paint their group as having been wronged against by their neighbour as the idea that it is possible to succeed without the group could result in an existential crisis for it.

    The family at number 3 may be sick in a way that the medicine cannot resolve. They may have to spend many months locked up even if given medicines. That may also be true for many of the other households in the group, so it does not look like anybody from number 2 will be visiting the other households soon, even if their gardens are warmer and sunnier.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The usual Gammon approach is to use Accountants and Sensible people. PM @petersaxton for more deets <ok>
     
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  7. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Are we all buzzing for our Covid Passports?
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I already bought one down the pub last night <party>
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    But they told us this wasn't going to happen <laugh>

    Seriously, if the vaccine doesn't stop you from getting Sars-CoV-2, nor passing it on, then what is the point of a vaccine passport, other than to coerce you to take a vaccine that 75% of people don't need to take to defeat CV19?

    People who aren't utterly appalled at this development either lack the foresight to imagine what's next or are thick as ****. Possibly evil too.
     
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  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    :bandit:
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I was going to join a gym
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Well no, we watched 20 minute long David Icke videos and chatted **** about Bill Gates actually.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

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    Remember to pick up your own f.ucking towels.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm never going to a ****ing gym
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    Full of poseurs, ****s and lezzers.
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Bet you can't wait for them to reopen then.
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>

    Of course I can't!! I'm sure you're in the same boat darling.
     
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Can’t wait for some sweaty Lycra action <ok>
     
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