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Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Apparently the EU managed 27 vaccinations yesterday.

    Plucky effort from the bureaucratic dictatorship.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    How a normal person withdraws cash from the ATM:
    1) Park the car
    2) Go to ATM
    3) Insert card
    4) Enter PIN
    5) Take money
    6) Drive away
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    How a woke/remainer mong withdraws cash from the ATM:
    1) Park the car
    2) Check makeup*
    3) Turn off engine
    4) Check makeup
    5) Go to ATM
    6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
    7) Insert card
    Hit cancel
    9) Hunt in purse for **** with PIN written on it
    10) Insert card
    11) Enter PIN
    12) Take cash
    13) Go to car
    14) Check makeup
    15) Start car
    16) Stop car
    17) Run back to ATM
    18) Take ATM card
    19) Back 2 car
    20) Check makeup
    21) Start car
    22) Check makeup
    23) Drive for a mile
    24)Release HAND BRAKE
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Jab done. Nothing bad to report, I just felt a little prick.................
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Hot young nurse?
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    With all these reports of blood clotting and death during the experimental human roll out , I believe sitting this one out would probably be the most sensible option .
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'll await Grove's reply before I make a decision.
     
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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Sadly not. I had a retired Doctor she'd returned just to help out with the jabs. Very efficient process, whole thing took me no longer than 10 minutes from getting there to leaving after the jab.
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You over 50 or fat?
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Yes and no.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No way haha you must be fkn knackered with kids at your vintage
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Did you ever get a sniff at Glover's knickers m8te?
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Every grey hair I have is because of my kids. Why doesn't anyone say that they turn into utter sh.it bags and make your life a living hell?

    Me and Mrs Grove have discussed what we'd do if we won the lottery and before a holiday, flash car or big hoose we've both agreed the kids would be sent off to boarding school. We'd have plenty of cash for their therapy later in life so it would be a win win.
     
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  13. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Does Mrs Grove take it up the arse?
     
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Last night we had Bernadette and her bf round and Declan had is gf round.

    Both taigs.

    What we lyk?
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    No, but I do. Does that count?
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Affirmative
     
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  17. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  19. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I got a letter from the NHS (return address Bristol) this morning, inviting me to go on the NHS website and book an appointment for a Covid-19 vaccination.

    Once again joined up thinking and communications from the great national behemoth – I have already had my first jab, having been called up by the GP surgery (NHS). What a waste of money – but at least it gave the postman something to shove through the letterbox other than flyers for Domino’s and Farmfoods.

    Saw a mate of mine on Saturday afternoon who has been called up for his jab but they wanted him to go five miles to a vaccination centre when he lives half a mile from one. He called them up and the reason is that his GP surgery is nearer to that other centre, so they have given him the details so he can go on the NHS website and book because his postcode will send him to the one down the street!

    No doubt he will get a letter from the NHS in a few weeks offering him a vaccination appointment.
     
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Jesus. Is that all you have to moan about?
     
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