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Weird Things You just Can't Do

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Mar 22, 2021.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So post what you like whether it's a physical thing or psychological.

    So I'm a fairly normal bloke if someone wants me to carry heavy things, open a jar, throw a spider out etc. Bloke stuff.

    However, I can't unscrew a hot water bottle, what's that about?
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Oops nearly forgot. Everyone loves a poll.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What?
     
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  4. brb

    brb CR250

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    What?
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Huh?
     
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  6. brb

    brb CR250

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    eh?
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Sorry?
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    Why?
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Have you tried smashing your own face in with a sledge hammer?
     
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  10. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  12. brb

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  13. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I can’t click my fingers, or whistle.
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    And not even a poll ffs
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    How do you get the waiter’s attention then?
     
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  16. Sucky

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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Or chat to girls.
     
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  19. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    A high pitched ‘woooooooh’ noise is as good as any whistle.
    Makes people laugh too!
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He didn’t say he can’t operate a lasso bro.
     
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