A Chinese man a Japanese man a South Korean man a North Korean man and a Vietnamese man all try to ge in to a posh club. The doorman said sorry I can't let you in you haven't got a Thai
Peleton arrived today after 5 months waiting. Looks good, but cant use it yet as feel like crap after the jab yesterday. It's in the lounge at the moment - tomorrow may go for a 90+ mins cycle tomorrow whilst watching us get to Wembley
Remember. If you are cycling and we score, you daren’t stop or you might bring us bad luck, whereas if we don’t score you can stop in the hope that it will improve our luck. So an early goal would test your stamina.
I had a mouse in the house and it wasn´t a trap that caught him, but the little guy climbed into a pot because I discovered him pleading with me to set him free because he was trapped by the lid. I did the decent thing, took him to the dry torrent near my house and dropped him into the vegetation. Mice can squeeze through the tiniest of gaps. They have a fantastic grip as well.
I don’t know how reputable this report is, but claims to have found the fossilised remains of a dinosaur that died whilst incubating eggs that have fossilised embryos of baby dinosaurs they believe were on the verge of hatching. Jurassic Park stuff. https://www.ancient-origins.net/new...TaCTi5iXrsFa4pvYmDNMSADfaiG9HQKXE6SYEFhMbcz8A
A guy decides to become a monk. He is told he is only allowed to speak two words every seven years. After the first seven years the guy says to the Abbot Cold floor. The Abbot replied Bless you my son. Seven years later the guy says to the Abbot Rubbish food . The Abbot replied Bless you my son. Seven years later the guy says I quit. The Abbot replied I'm not surprised you've done nothing but complain since you've been here
