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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I was reading an interview in the Telegraph this morning with Kate Bingham, wife of Tory MP Jesse Norman (Secretary to the Treasury) or head of the Vaccine Task Force depending on your political angle. Boris decided to cut out the Whitehall bureaucrats and give billions to this woman to go and procure vaccines. It could have been money for old chums or it could have been her expertise as a venture capitalist in the biotech industry that means British people are getting needles stuck in arms.

    Having been a Brexiteer for more than 25 years, I was delighted when we escaped from the European Soviet Socialist Republic. What a timely escape it has proven.

    The German public were quite happy to get shot of their incompetent Defence Minister, who sent German troops on a NATO exercise armed with broom handles because of equipment shortages. Ursula von der Leyen has been nothing short of a complete disaster in the last twelve months, wallowing around making excuses and blaming anybody but her own incompetent Brussels Bureaucrats for their pandemic failures.

    She is aided and abetted by member state national leaders desperate to try and give the impression of unity as the EU protectionist racket fails at every turn leaving millions of (expendable) EU citizens at risk as Britain reaches the point where 40 per cent of adults have had at least one vaccine shot while only 12 per cent of EU citizens have had one.

    In France, surveys suggest that only one in five Socialist peasants would have the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine and only one in two would have the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine. The erosion of confidence in the inoculation program is the fault of European leaders. How many would have the Sanofi vaccine if the French pharmaceutical actually delivered it?

    When the French find out that 227 people have died after the Pfizer jab and 275 have died after the Oxford jab (no proof that the jab was causal), they will surely all become anti-vaxxers. Paris hospitals are swamped with plague cases – this must lead to the death of Emperor Macron’s political career as he makes Boris and the Incapables look competent.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh, **** off.

    You say it doesn't then say it does.
     
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  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    He done you there mate
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You say you love me then you break my heart <wah>
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Why we still in lockdown then, Brains? Three months of this ****, what a ****ing triumph.
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Remind us what is happening in France and Germany at the moment

    Brains!!!1
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Don’t know about Germany. France has no National lockdown, most regions have very few restrictions and have been like that for weeks.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Derp
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    To be fair, a lot of regions/cities including Paris and Nice went back into lockdown on Friday.

    Anyway, @Bulbous Purple Helmet I bet you didn't see this coming?

    https://www.bbc.com/news/business-56460329
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, on further examination it looks like Johnny Frog is currently going backwards tbf.

    Least they can get their ****ing hair cut though
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    More soup, vicar?
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Ta very much squire!

    I had Carrot and Coriander yesterday, scrumptious it was.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Coriander is ****ing horrible stuff, too overpowering.


    ^^^^ **** etc
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I forgot the only overpowering thing you like is young black cock right enough.

    Sorry.
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Discovered a true Prince among cheeses this weekend.

    Will probably post on the cheese thread <ok>
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The Government have signed up to coronavirus propaganda adverts up until 2023 so they know this **** and constantly locking down isn't going anywhere
     
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  17. biggestfaggotontheplanet

    biggestfaggotontheplanet Active Member

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    Got mine next week, hope it doesn't turn me straight.
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Are you old or just a spastic?
     
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  19. biggestfaggotontheplanet

    biggestfaggotontheplanet Active Member

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    Both, and a *****.
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Had mine friday, It makes your dick bigger*






    * Wife said it does not, but Im not listening
     
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