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Hottest Female Athletes etc.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Feb 12, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The bulge in the front of "her" shorts excludes her from the competition. Did she not get banned from the Olympics when they found traces of Ben Johnson in her?
     
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  2. greenhenky

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    dunno but maybe her lady garden is just as bushy as her hair do therefore explaining the bulge in her shorts :smile:
     
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  3. lone ranger

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    Denise Lewis every time
     
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  4. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Fatima
    Would you smash it?

    If no one knew?
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    i wouldnt want it any other way
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    **** sake. I have you in the "Death Pool" I was on for some money as well. How's married life treating you?
     
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  7. lone ranger

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    sorry about that, been working for a living sadly so not really been on here, although on the plus side i dont spend every other minute at work thinking about hanging myself. how goes the cruel sea? thinking about hanging yourself? the power chord for the kettle should do it. <ok>

    as for married life to be honest its exactly the same except now i wear a ring and have no money.
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> It was always a long shot anyway what with ML being made of sticklebricks and Nev being one bad weekend away from a messy end.

    I think I'll be going the way of you soon. This is my last trip on this platform, finally off of the Cormorant Alphatraz on Monday for good. I'll be back to a real job with actual work pretty soon too.
     
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  9. Cossy

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    Defintely Jessica Ennis.

    Gotta say though, Lee McConnell does it as well.

    Mmmmmmm.

    Milky! Milk!
     
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  10. BH1972RFC

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    Tessa Sanderson everytime. I love black women
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    you off to another platform? surely ML must be dead by now, if he's not he must be carrying about at least 3 things that could take him out at any moment.

    BH, surely Denise then? with her stomache muscles she would destroy anyone
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    At the moment my current mob have **** all lined-up for me. Got an interview on Tuesday for another job. Will have to screw the nut if I get it.

    ML is actually is genuinely ill again. Been up at hospital a bit for brain scans <yikes>
     
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  13. EDGE

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    Just back from the toon, saw this plastered on bridges at Royston

    http://www.h1981.net/

    One for BH and Girvan. <laugh>
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Could'nt remember her name but ffs she's up the duff there LR, any pics of hers sans bump in her scants?
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They stopped her at customs in 1984 and found 8 inches of crack in her drawers.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    She'd grind your knob to a nubbin!
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What if it already is?
     
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  18. BH1972RFC

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    Hehe, I'm ****ing a similar black burd tomm <wishitwastomorrow>

    Seriously, you **** black, theyre aint no turning back.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is that not in Roulette?
     
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  20. BH1972RFC

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    <laugh> Now, if she turns up on the rag, does that make it a draw?
     
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